So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im holly from the hills drunk
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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