I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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