I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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