Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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