if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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