Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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