My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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