No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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