We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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