He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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