I should be sponsored by Trojan
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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