It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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