The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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