Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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