so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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