What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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