You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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