i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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