i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I am available for nakedness
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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