She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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