Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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