Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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