Having a random hookup so left but love u
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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