Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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