Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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