My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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