i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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