When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
