did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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