i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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