just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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