Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i would punch a child for taco bell
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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