do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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