I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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