Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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