So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
everyone is single if you try hard enough
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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