I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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