i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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