I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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