he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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