This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
