I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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