I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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