Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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