You work out of a Hotel?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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