fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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