i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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