You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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