Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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