And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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