i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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