I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have aggressive nipples.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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